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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

OMG!!!

Wynn Las Vegas to Pop the Cork of New Nightclub, Tryst, on New Year's Eve
much-anticipated Tryst nightclub...12,000-sq. ft....a name evocative of an intimate rendezvous spot for lovers...sizable dance floor extending into a breathtaking 90-foot waterfall... Distinguished by deep reds, chocolate browns and resin blacks... intimate booth-style tables, a private VIP room and a separate ultra-lounge with its own house music. The outside patios... enveloped in dramatic white linens... offer additional water-side seating... unlike anything else in Las Vegas.

This is just what the world needs- another millennium-chic "ultra" club decorated in reds and chocolate browns devoted entirely to bottle service customers. I'm just going to take a crazy, off the wall guess at this but... something tells me the soundtrack will be a mix of today's hip-hop with eighties dance classics!

Let me use this space to go on record saying I am so fricking sick of bottle service. Heaven forbid a patron in a nightclub walk to the bar to purchase a drink. We wouldn't want anyone to accidentally dance on the way there.

Las Vegas has the weather, the cheap flights and lodging, the 24-hour liquor, and the atmosphere to be a year-round Ibiza of the U.S. (but you know, not over). They can afford to fly in the biggest and best (two different things, usually) DJs and electronic acts on the planet and make it a nightclub paradise. Instead, we get the same design, decor, deliriously boring music you don't have to leave home to experience. Boo!

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