Disco Bloodbath

I have Google email me daily news headlines about nightclubs so I can keep you readers up to speed on global nightlife events. But you know, it's kind of depressing. Eighty percent of the headlines are like, "Man shot outside nightclub," or "Man stabbed in nightclub shuffle." I suppose you wouldn't see a headline of "Man meets woman in nightclub, setting off a two-week romance."

But still, it makes me wonder what all the violent nightclub people are thinking. "Let's see. I'm going to the club so I've packed my vertical striped shirt, my hipster sunglasses, an extra 50 bucks.... oh gee! I almost forgot my handgun." I don't get it.