The House of God

Potential Nightclub Liquor License Upsets Neighboring Church

Booo! It's another scary nightclub coming to steal your children! I really hate churches and church people who call in noise complaints. The cops are like, "Yes, Reverend, we'll get right out there and shut down that party!" But when I call the police to complain that the church bells and choir music are too loud and not allowing me to sleep off my hangover on Sunday morning, do they care? No!