Does this drink make me look fat?

Forbes published a list of the most fattening cocktails. The number two drink on the list is the margarita with 740 calories, which, if my memory isn't shot from too much drinking, is the most popular cocktail in America. Also note that tonic water is not mineral water- a vodka or gin and tonic has 200 calories.

This further supports my zen practice of eliminating all mixers from my drinks. The drinks are not only lower calorie but also cheaper, usually bigger, and always stronger than getting them mixed with something else. And when vodka comes in 49 flavors, you don't need a mixer anyway.