Golden Oldies
Club Bitch has a great blog post up called "I've fallen and I can't get down." (Can't seem to link to it directly.) It's a list of signs you're too old to be out [at a dance club]. My favorite is:
Are you older than the head of security?
Me? Not yet, but soon. Too soon.
Are you older than the head of security?
Me? Not yet, but soon. Too soon.

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